The ice storm spring
Flehingen Observer
L.K. Stern
No new news. This disaster story continues and so it seems to be the end of the world around us, the land of Medina. Maybe somewhere else there is a spring but not here. Where? How did this happen?
I wish I could report better news but honesty is the middle name of the Flehingen Observer.
Last week a team of climatologist agreed to search for a sign of spring on the other side of the Kefruzza mountain ridge. They finally got back to Flehingen and announced “No sign of spring. A hint of a clue of the causes of the destructive weather that continues to imprison us. The climatologists did discover a hint of what may, or more accurately who, may have triggered the weather phenomena we now call verschrecken Donnerwetter noch einmal…the ice/wind storm which started after the elections of early April.
Who could have done this? Was the goal to destroy our lives here in Flehingen and beyond.
On interviewing the brave climatologists, I was shocked to learn that they came across a gang of masked men who chased them away but not before serenading them with a chilling redemption of ‘Happy Birthday to you’ sung with chilling lyrics which were
Last birthday to you
Last birthday to you
Happy last days dear Medina
Last birthday to you
They announced that they will rule Medina, and the remaining people of Medina will do as they are told. The rest will have died frozen by the icy winds, and generous doses of our powdered sugar that we call anthrax.
This is now day 17 and the weather catastrophe continues. I have tried to see the impact of this storm on our lives and our world. I have been able to capture pictures of the destructive severe ice winds on the fields lying next to the spine of the Kefruzza mountain ridge. I was also able to reach our coast line near Zabrerfeld where …..the wind knocked me to the ground and I saw first-hand the frozen marsh grasses and …to my astonishment ocean water with frozen waves and dead fish everywhere.
See photos below.
Everyone in Media asks “How is all this wetter, that is weather, possible. It will destroy us unless…unless what. And once destroyed who will replace us. What demons have we invited into our midst? What have we done to deserve this.”
When I heard what they had to say I pointed out that they did nothing but simply bowed down to….to masked marauders.
